Top Ten Rejected Josh Groban Songs 

10. It wasn’t broken, wasn’t injured don’t know why it came to pass that Kim Kardashian x-rayed her ass (to the tune of God Bless American)

9. I see skies of soot, clouds of black, scorching hot days, belching smoke stacks, and I think to myself… Holy crap, we’re screwed (What a Wonderful World)

8. When you said that you were winning, this outcome was unforeseen, replaced by Ashton Kutcher — charlie sheen (Let It Be)

7. I’m proud to be a straight guy in each every way since Michelle Bachmann’s husband helped me pray away the gay (God Bless the USA)

6. You knocked me up like Arnold Schwarzenegger (You Raise Me Up)

5. How could he know so much about me? As if my thoughts were not my own. It took me a decade to discover that Rupert Murdoch tapped my phone. (Wind Beneath My Wings)

4. I’ve had all kinds of singing gigs, I’d gladly take again but tonight’s the only time, I’ll do a lame top ten

3. Fix the economy soon, if you please or else by next year, we’ll all speak Chinese (Climb Every Mountain)

2. Somewhere out of the internet, when you click, you’ll find multiple photos of Anthony Weiner’s… torso (Somewhere Over The Rainbow)

1. And New York will be better for this, that one man in an amorous mood can get all the legal permission required to marry a dude (The Impossible Dream)